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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his girlfriend on the other side, but then he got taken by McDonalds and crushed for chicken nuggets."

"What do you call a gay man in Russia? Forbidden fruit."

"What if soy milk... ...is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?"

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche? With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."

"*Belle falls in love with Beast* Everyone: STOCKHOLM SYNDROME!! Called it! *Belle speaks to furniture* Everyone: this is fine"

"Commonwealth Games: Building unrealistic goals and dreams for British athletes going to the olympics since 1930."

"How does a witch make scrambled eggs ? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'"

"If you love something set it free, if it stays its yours Go on then pizza, leave! Get outta here..... *pizza stays *happy tears"

"What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens? The Bawking Dead"

"What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it"