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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about Medusa's short lived stand up career? She always faced a tough crowd."

"What kind of tea do koalas drink? Euca-lipton"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Abba ! Abba who ? Abba'out turn ! Quick march!"

"It was so quiet in Chicago during the last inning. You could hear the gunshots."

"What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm? Magento"

"The only difference between you and Harry Potter is that his magic wand actually works OOOOHHH BURRRRN"

"Droopy Drawers by Lucy Lastic"

"My girlfriend is (-100). She's definitely a 10, but she's imaginary."

"Two blondes are at an CD store. One is buying a DVD. Blonde 1: Oh, what's that DVD about? Blonde 2: It's how to repair household items! Blonde 1: What do you need to repair? Blonde 2: My DVD player"

"Q: What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire? A: Lawn chair."