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Joke of the Day
"What kind of tea do koalas drink? Euca-lipton"
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"Why do Africans get scared when they get diarrhea? Because they think they are melting...."
"A magician was driving in his car... ...and he turned into a driveway."
"Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time? America just did."
"What's the German super hero called? Ale-Man"
"What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra cholesterol !"
"I AM IRON MAN! the real one...."
"""Well gentlemen... the steaks are high."" *two steaks giggle* ""Hehehe omfg he totally knows, man..."""
"Where does the vampire deposit his savings? In the blood bank. And why did he like to deposit his savings there? Because everyone there helped increase his savings."
"When your boss asks you ""do I look stupid to you?"" it's a rhetorical question I know this now"