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Joke of the Day
"It was so quiet in Chicago during the last inning. You could hear the gunshots."
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"Two dogs on a coffee break *Dogs on coffee break* Dog 1: Heard a great joke. Dog 2: Oh yeah? Dog 1: Knock kn- *Dog 2 goes fuckin' nuts*"
"What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? BA NA NA NA!"
"Maybe you never should have domesticated your peeves."
"The Cleveland Browns completely revamped their playbook Every pass play now has a 12 step drop back..."
"Two satellites decide to get married. The wedding wasn't ""all that,"" but the reception was great!"
"My sister graduated from college over a year ago and is still unemployed... I found her sobbing on the couch so I asked, ""having an existential cry, sis?"""