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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend is (-100). She's definitely a 10, but she's imaginary."
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"My boss has stopped letting me leave early for my son's Little League games ever since he learned he's in his second year of college."
"I watched a tv show about beavers today... Best dam program I've ever seen!"
"They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum"
"*bullies advance* STOP! Im a black belt in Shaq Fu! <laughter> *detectives arrive* Jesus, were these heads slam-dunked? Where r the bodies?"
"My mating call in winter is just me shaving my legs."
"After the delicious brownies have all been consumed following my funeral, a video of me will inform everyone that they just ate my ashes."
"Adding ""and sh!t"" to the end of a sentence to make it sound cooler and sh!t."
"Well, I'm going to take a hot shower. Its like a regular shower, but with me in it."
"So I'm Calling random stores & saying ""Hey It's Michael, Screw you guys, I quit!"".... There's got to be a Michael at one of these places..."