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Joke of the Day

"Swine Flu is back? Just when you think something is gone forever it comes back and makes people sick.. Just like Dennis Rodman"

"What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get? A melon collie!"

"What do you call the largest angle? A Kurt Angle."

"You want to know who never gets checked for their ID? HumIDity."

"I'm sexually attracted to one of my students I knew that becoming a primary school teacher was a bad career choice"

"i dont care if people dislike me, but if a pet ignores me, i will hit them up nonstop & keep changing my look drastically until they love me"

"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out."

"The best thing about the airport is how me staring at your tits isn't creepy in your country."

"I'm not saying she's a slut but she's had more people inside her than the statue of liberty!"

"What did PSY say when he choked on a burger? Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop ... Whopper Gangnam Style."