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Joke of the Day

"Droopy Drawers by Lucy Lastic"

"Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night."

"People who grew up in the 50's will get this. I was 15 before I realized that there was no reason why women's slacks had the zipper on the side."

"After all these years, Bono 'still hasn't found what he's looking for'. Perhaps he might have more luck if he took those stupid sunglasses off..."

"As a man, I honor Christopher Columbus every day of the year by refusing to ask for directions."

"If I had a dollar for every time an idea got shot down in the meeting because ""We don't have the budget"", I would finally have the money to execute that idea."

"My psychic is a talented blind woman. She has a fifth sense."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic who sold his soul to Santa?"

"Pinniped humor So a baby seal walks into a club..."

"I think I ate too much salmon over Christmas I just tried to run up an escalator that was going down."