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Joke of the Day

"Alabama VS. Mississippi A man lived in Alabama. He moved to Mississippi. He raised the IQ in both states."

"I always start crying uncontrollably whenever I am about to get intimate with a girl . . . . . . Any good tips with dealing with pepper spray?"

"Why did Tigger shoot Pooh? He had an itchy Tigger finger?"

"In 20 years I will publish a book Titled 'The Complete List of the Boyfriends of Taylor Swift'."

"""Ah, OK. Yes. Now I see it."" -Me lying to someone who's pointing out a constellation"

"What's the most common pickup line at a gay bar? May I please push in your stool?"

"Did you just call me a boombox? Eugh that's such a stereotype"

"I invented the sandal for people with one leg. It was a flop."

"So I talkedto a gender studies graduate the other day. I told her I wanted a #1 combo with no tomatos or onions."

"People and airplanes Be nice to fat people, they're human too. Human Boeings!"