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Joke of the Day
"""Ah, OK. Yes. Now I see it."" -Me lying to someone who's pointing out a constellation"
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"Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine? Chernobyl fall out."
"What happens when you get a bladder infection? Urine trouble."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus??? It only takes one nail to hang a photo"
"Dear Californians- Quit telling everyone there's a drought. The ocean is right there. You're just lazy."
"Leap years mean nothing when you have bad knees."
"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef but you can't pee soup."
"Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. -Tim Vine"
"Boy giraffe: You wanna? Girl giraffe: Ok, but kiss my neck first. Boy giraffe: But Babe, we only have 3 hours!"
"Q: How does a cow add and subtract? A: With a cowculator."