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Joke of the Day

"Did you just call me a boombox? Eugh that's such a stereotype"

"What do you call a one legged woman? Eileen! What do you call a one legged Japanese woman. Irene! What do you call the Samoan lady who fell off the cliff? Eileen Tufa'a!"

"I often ask myself, what would Jesus do?... ... then I realize I don't have time to just hang around all day."

"What do anal and spinach have in common? Well, if you hated it as a kid, you're probably not gonna like it as an adult."

"what should i do for my 30th birthday??? I'm only 23 but it pays to b prepared"

"Jared Fogle was given 15 years in prison today... He was reportedly ok with it, and when reached for comment stated ""As long as it's under 18."""

"I'm really starting to hate these little Russian Dolls... They're so full of themselves."

"What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa? Tuesday."

"I started a business putting explosives in prayer mats Prophets are though the roof."

"A man carrying his wife. She asks him to put her down. ""All right, you're an idiot."" he replied."