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Joke of the Day
"What's the most common pickup line at a gay bar? May I please push in your stool?"
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"So, I told a girl ""send boobs""... ...and she sent me a topless of her, 8 years old, at a beach. Girls are really losing it, man. Year-old picture?!"
"An electrician comes home at 2 am.... His wife asks, ""wire you insulate?"" He replies, ""watt's the problem, I'm ohm aren't I?"""
"I went to the doctor and he gave me 2 months to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 30 years."
"3 Men Walk Into a Bar One of them should've noticed. (credit to my brother)"
"I put a huge brown paper bag over this keg. So people won't know I'm drinking at work."
"if a rabbit's foot brings good luck then, what happened to the rabbit?"
"Do you know why you should never program a women class? Because women aren't objects."
"How do ghosts navigate the ocean? They use boo-eys."
"What is white a d 14 inches long? Nothing."