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Joke of the Day

"So I talkedto a gender studies graduate the other day. I told her I wanted a #1 combo with no tomatos or onions."

"A woman in labour is screaming at her husband. He says ""Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to put it in your ass."" ""But Nooo, u thought THAT MIGHT HURT!"""

"Me: *shakes bosses hand* Sorry I'm late to the meeting boss. Boss: No problem, restroom? Me: Yes, and we're out of TP and hand soap again."

"Remember that time Joe Biden succeeded the previous vice president? That was a dick move."

"Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before"

"What did the chicken say before laying an egg? Yahoo. There goes my baby."

"Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher? Because he was Haydn."

"I got kicked out of the cancer ward at my hospital today. Apparently laughter isn't the best medicine."

"How do you catch a steroidal fish? With A-Rod."

"I love rock and roll so put another dime in the juke box baby... then add ninety more cents to play one song."