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Joke of the Day

"People and airplanes Be nice to fat people, they're human too. Human Boeings!"

"You're not fucking handicapped, you're fat. You should have a parking spot 6 miles away and be required to jumping jack to the store."

"Conversation with my Dad. Me: ""The teacher was talking about strangling a student today!"" Dad:""She was probably just choking."""

"I had a childhood friend who had a speech impediment Needless to say, I kick ass at Mad Gab"

"So there's this new music attraction at SeaWorld featuring some guy they call Squid Barrett. They refer to themselves as Ink Floyd."

"What do you call joke told by a duck? A wise quack."

"Where do two electrons race? On a circuit"

"Jesus loves me ... it's so awkward."

"How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs; they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out."

"What's the difference between love and herpes? Love doesn't last forever."