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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat Banned from the petting zoo"
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"What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing? That's not my stile."
"A bear and rabbit take a shit together The bear says ""dont you hate it when you got shit on your fur?"" ""Not at all"" says the rabbit Then,the bear wipes his butt with the rabbit"
"My prison cell-mate just asked me if I was tight. Why does he care about how I spend my money?"
"Why did the John leave the Brothel? He was sick of the hormones! (whore-moans)"
"What do you call a racing horse that's never been groomed? Furlong"
"Drag slicks are a lot like condoms... ...you don't really mind a broken one until you realize how expensive it's going to be."
"What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them? A photographer."
"*gets caught breaking into used car lot* *desperately attempts to blend in with inflatable arm flailing tube men*"
"The Three Up's in life: 1. Show 2. Keep 3. Shut"