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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat Banned from the petting zoo"

"Your life flashes before your eyes right before you die. It takes an average of 70-80 years."

"The worst thing about censorship is ??????????????"

"So Kanye had another kid... He named it Wild Wild"

"Who is the favorite author of someone addicted to ecstasy? Steven King. JK Rowling."

"How does Tinkerbell pleasure herself? She hides inside a flower and waits for a butterfly to extend its proboscis."

"if you eat your burrito over a tortilla, anything that falls out will simply start building your next burrito"

"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme!"

"What does a gay guy call a sausage fest? Feeding Frenzy."

"I love when bill collectors ask if you can borrow the money...uh I did that before and I think we both know how that turned out."