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Joke of the Day

"Drag slicks are a lot like condoms... ...you don't really mind a broken one until you realize how expensive it's going to be."

"Nothing angers me more than a prematurely broken shell in my Taco Kit."

"Why would a straight guy hate gay guys? Here's a group of men who look better than you.. but don't even want women. You should be glad."

"Damn Girl, did you fall from heaven? Cus your face is fucked up."

"Why don't the police protest against BLM? Because they have jobs."

"If I had a dollar for every time someone used the wrong ""they're""... Their wouldn't be enough money on the planet."

"if potheads are lazy then why did I just go to my car to get a lighter?"

"People that still call into radio stations are probably doing it from house phones."

"I don't know what my shoes are laced with But I'm tripping balls"

"I hate horror movies where everything goes back to normal at the end. You just had a demon inside you, but yeah, let's go for pancakes."