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Joke of the Day
"The Three Up's in life: 1. Show 2. Keep 3. Shut"
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"A man goes to prison and his cell mate asks ""are you going to be mummy or daddy?"" ""ahh...daddy"" the man replies nervously. ""fine. Now get over here and suck mummy's cock!"""
"My friend told me my mustache makes me looks like Jeffery Dahmer. I said, ""Thanks. I've always wanted a killer stache."""
"I'm not sure what happened to the word ""cocksucker"". People use it now to describe a bad man when it actually describes a good woman."
"i have come to the conclusion that Google must be female, as she has the answer to everything!"
"[special ops briefing] Leader: We're going in deep & hard in the middle of the night Me: I bet you say that to all the boys L: Get out"
"TIL Lebanese people are from the fugawi tribe. When they walked out of the airport they said we're the fugawi."
"Steve Jobs's death was a conspiracy. He was murdered by his brother, Inside Jobs."
"I genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid."
"Mexicans cats are attacking my home! Looks like a ""Gato raid"""