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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a racing horse that's never been groomed? Furlong"
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"What Did the Sadist Do to the Masochist? Nothing."
"Samantha from Facebook wants everyone to know she & her family are going on a cruise next week just in case you want to break into her house"
"An original joke. Sorry, wrong subreddit."
"Apple's latest phone is going to be a hit. It's the iPhone Success."
"That escalated quickly - Me to 4 unamused strangers on the Mall escalator."
"Love may be blind Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."
"ME: [in santa costume, covered in chimney soot] that was hard. how does santa do it WIFE: well santas not real, hun ME: [drops cookie] WHAT"
"I'm a law student who's doing an IT subject this semester... and i've been asked whether I know Jake Weary over four times now! Who the heck is he?"
"Giant methane storms on Uranus phys.org/news/2015-03-giant-methane-storms-uranus.html"