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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a racing horse that's never been groomed? Furlong"
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"How do you make a rave party in Africa? You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling."
"What do you call an elderly burglar's vagina? A Crook Granny's Nooky Cranny!"
"I bought a My Little Pony T-shirt the other day. Because sometimes I just don't want anyone to approach me for any reason at all."
"What do you call a comic book hero that is constantly hooked on having sex with female superheroes? A heroine addict."
"Do you know the difference between lunch and a blowjob? You don't??? We should have lunch sometime!"
"[First day working in a warehouse] ME: What's that machine for? ""Oh, that's the forklift"" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS??"
"COMMERCIAL: [a man is having his bloody infected foot amputated] Narrator: SHOES"
"A stunning pregnant blonde insisted on having a laparoscopic caeserian"
"I actually like the smell of moth balls, but it's so hard to hold them still without hurting their little wings."