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Joke of the Day
"Why did the John leave the Brothel? He was sick of the hormones! (whore-moans)"
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"Last year 52 Americans were shot by people who barely speak english, have no marketable skills, and are prone to angry outburst based on their views... ...toddlers are the worst."
"""I'm into homosexual necrophilia."" ...Tom said, in dead earnest."
"Did you hear the one about Sandusky at the beach? A father walked up to him and said, ""get out of my sun!"""
"Love is like peeing yourself everyone can see but only you feel the warmth."
"My math is never so quick or exact as when I see an old flame with a child."
"Why are gay men so well dressed? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing."
"This gave me a small chuckle this morn. knock knock -who's there rupert murdoch -rupert murdoch who? i don't know what you're talking about"
"A good way to force people to feel whatever you're feeling is to hum in public"
"Little on the nose that the Pope's riding around in a Fiat, isn't it? But then, I guess we know he's into that Fiat luxe."