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Joke of the Day
"Why did the John leave the Brothel? He was sick of the hormones! (whore-moans)"
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"Jokes (Jewish) Why does Jewish guys have big noses? - Because air is free -"
"[angrily taking off banana suit] ""Why didn't you tell me we were going to a funeral"""
"Whats the hardest thing to eat about a vegetable? The wheel chair"
"When I'm away from my girlfriend, I feel incomplete... ... But I love it when we're together again, because she makes me feel hole."
"How did the Scot die? He got kilt."
"If seagulls fly over the sea,what flies over the bay? Bagels. Ha."
"A conversation between a cobra and a librarian -Shhhh -Shhhh -Shhhh -Shhhh"
"The difference between my ""Maine lobster"" and my ""main lobster"" is boiling water or a high five."
"Do you know how a frog listens to music? It uses the iPond..."