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Joke of the Day
"This dude is using a pay phone , I guess someone got kidnapped"
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"Not really a joke Girl dyed her hair red, I asked ""does the carpet match the drapes? She said, no; ""Waxed hardwood floor"""
"perfect vision Whenever someone asks me what I plan on doing in five years I always get frustrated. Like c'mon guys I don't have 2020 vision."
"What's Bruce Lee's favorite hotel to stay at? The HYATT!!"
"How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man? None"
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow? You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years"
"How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work? jahbless"
"Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet? Because he can see the D"
"I just won the Polish Lottery..... $1.00 a year for a million years."
"Sexxist much? Q: how do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow? A: give her a shovel."