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Joke of the Day

"perfect vision Whenever someone asks me what I plan on doing in five years I always get frustrated. Like c'mon guys I don't have 2020 vision."

"I watched a documentary on strokes It was a bit one sided"

"My pet deer was addicted to painkillers after surgery so I tried to send her to rehab..... .... but I didn't have the doe"

"A man is taking a picture of a koala This has some really great koalaty"

"A single word can make a heart open. That word is ""scalpel."""

"What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common? They both love Ten D's"

"Why did the jellyroll? He saw the apple turnover."

"I wish I could explain my fear of needles... they just get under my skin."

"Two peanuts were walking down the street.. One was a salted"

"People who say love is dead have obviously never seen me eat a burrito."