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Joke of the Day
"What's Bruce Lee's favorite hotel to stay at? The HYATT!!"
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"A wind turbine asks his friend what his favourite genre of music is To which he responds: ""I'm a big metal fan."""
"Q: You're sailing on a boat with a pack of cigarettes, but do not have a fire source, what do? A: Throw one overboard to make the boat a cigarette lighter."
"How do you get to East Berlin Take the third right"
"I like my coffee how i like my women. Accompanied by a sandwich."
"A flying pig defecated on me today. I shit you not."
"69'd the wife then went to buy donuts after. The guy at the counter said he already knew what I wanted, so I asked how..... He said ""You had 'glazed' all over your face. """
"Did you hear about the fish that walked into the chip shop?? He got battered!!"
"Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties? Because they always steal doubloons"
"Ah yes. I've linked my Twitter to my Wordpress, and my LinkedIn to Klout. Now it's time to interface my Acura ILX with a giant redwood"