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Joke of the Day
"I just won the Polish Lottery..... $1.00 a year for a million years."
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"My ex-wife got a job in Huston giving back-rubs in Walmart She's the Texas Chain Store Massager"
"What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels. This joke is great for determining someones sense of humor."
"Sometimes I feel like Valentine's Day was invented by a guy who had way too many chocolate covered strawberries."
"HER: I have something I want to tell u ME: me too HER: *smiles coyly* same time? ME: sure HER: 1,2,3 I LOVE YO- ME: ONE TIME I ATE DOG FOOD"
"Did you hear about the man who jumped into a river in France. He was in Seine.../He was never Seine again..."
"What do you call a fish that eats shit? A bottom feeder."
"What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back"
"Why did Mickey leave Minnie? Because she was fucking goofy."
"Nancy Grace just called pot smokers ""fat and lazy"". Right. Unlike the buff marathon runners home 4 o'clock on a Monday watching your show."