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Joke of the Day

"How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man? None"

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"E-thugs. Because talking shit in person is dangerous."
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"I think i'm lactose intolerant I've had 6 milkshakes today and feel like crap."
"What a kid I got I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. 'creds: Rodney Dangerfield'"
"What do black people get on their math test? (Warning offensive!) Chicken grease."
"There's no such thing as the funny bone... But I heard the upper arm is quite humerus."
"Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny? Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. [](/hehheh)"
"Did you know that diarrhea is genetic? It runs in your jeans!"