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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow? You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years"

"Two art theives were going about their business at an art museum. One said to the other, ""Grab the Monet and let's Gogh."""

"What do you call an irritated nerd? A noyd."

"""Blow on this."" Hot food."

"What did the cat say to the banana? Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana? Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana? Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk."

"What does a vegetarian zombie eat? Grrrains."

"On my latest trip through New England I was really impressed with New York City but Boston just blew me away"

"Conversation between a politician and prostitute Politician : Hi, I'm 52. I am a politician and I am honest. Prostitute : Hi, I'm 27. I am a prostitute and I am virgin."

"How does an abortion doctor like his eggs? Scrambled."

"My girlfriend asked me to stop playing mind games. I looked confused and asked, ""Who are you again?"""