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Joke of the Day

"How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work? jahbless"

"Pyramid schemes... Wrong on so many levels"

"What color are mirrors? I don't know, let's reflect on this."

"Isis isn't cool... It's radical!"

"Nothing interesting has happened today. I haven't been robbed at knifepoint. I haven't been sold into sexual slavery. I'll keep you updated."

"What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math."

"Girlfriend kept nagging me to take her home to meet my family, so I did. Her and my wife aren't getting along."

"What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender."

"Ganondorf doesn't use Reddit There are too many Links"

"I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl with one hand. It's 42."