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Joke of the Day

"When she found out he worked in technical support, it really turned her on. Then he turned her off. Then he turned her on again."

"Hey, did you hear that Bill Cosby is writing classical music? I just heard his latest piece called, ""Quaa De Lude""."

"Roses are red... This one is screwed up, you've been warned. /our flag is too /raise your hand to the sky /and gas all the jews"

"How to DoS someone without any tech knowledge Steal all their shirts and shoes"

"What's the difference between having a son and having a daughter? If you have a son, there's only one penis you have to worry about."

"Why don't lobsters share? Because they're shellfish..."

"Oh you have a hard time gaining weight? That's cool. Here, hold this grenade."

"Apparently champagne is the easiest alcohol to digest, so I'm going to consume several bottles to wash down my salad."

"Why do tampons have strings attached? So you can floss after you eat. Alt ending: So the crabs can bungee jump."

"I don't mean to brag, but instead of teaching a man how to fish, I just gave him a bunch of things to do when life hands him lemons."