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Joke of the Day

"When she found out he worked in technical support, it really turned her on. Then he turned her off. Then he turned her on again."

"Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger? It had beef."

"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today I guess I should've cooked it on aloha temperature"

"After the Thanksgiving dinner, everyone says (-1)/8"

"My advice for anyone who wants more followers is simple: Form them from dust and breathe into their nostrils. #workedforMe"

"I like my Friday nights like I like my jeans high-wasted."

"Why are Plumbers always so tired? Because their job is draining."

"Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant looks at the menu and says ""okay!"""

"A friend walked up to me while I was playing guitar and said ""Sick strat, bro"" I said ""Did you just assume my fender? you bigot?"""

"What does walking a tight rope and receiving a blow job from your mother-in-law have in common? In both cases it is strongly advisable to not look down"