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Joke of the Day
"How are pirates like pimps? They both have gold teeth and say ""yo ho!"""
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"What did Sting say to his proctologist? Don't stand so close to me."
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his arse"
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb.. ? Just Juan!"
"(x-post /r/meanjokes) What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? 1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters"
"What is white and gold and black and blue? A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell."
"Ever heard of the DNA? National Dyslexic Association."
"Ah you love me that's great. Now I'll do a bunch of terrible shit because I need to be sure you love me no matter what"
"What do you call a group of prison bull-dykes? Ellen Degenerates"
"Now the UK is out of the EU we can ban pre-shredded cheese. Make Britain grate again."