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Joke of the Day
"(x-post /r/meanjokes) What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? 1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters"
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"What do you call a religious termite in Hungary? Buddha-pest"
"Whenever I hear someone scream ""Call an ambulance,"" I'm like, um, ever heard of email"
"What came first, internet porn or ""clear all search history""?"
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"I'm so lazy I bought a black Snuggie for funerals."
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