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Joke of the Day

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his arse"

"What do you call a man with a 1 inch penis? Justin"

"Nothing shows the depressing reality of physical aging more than a boy band reunion."

"The fact that this peanut butter jar states that it ""Contains Peanuts"" makes me extremely nervous for the human race."

"I heard a member of Kriss Kross died of a drug overdose. I guess Kriss Kross made him want a BUMP, BUMP! Too soon?"

"I just read an article on the dangers of alcohol and it scared the shit out of me So that's it. I'm done. No more reading after today"

"Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team? She kept running away from the ball."

"I got drunk and woke up in the gutter. This is my sewer side note."

"Did you hear about the African comedian who died from a mosquito? He was malarious"

"Explaining puns to kleptomaniacs is hard because they often take things, literally."