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Joke of the Day
"Now the UK is out of the EU we can ban pre-shredded cheese. Make Britain grate again."
Next Joke
"Don't have money for a cab so I keep calling ambulances and telling them I feel better when I'm close to my destination"
"DMX is in jail Because X didn't give it to them."
"That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting."
"Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court? It was charged with a salt."
"An old lady next to me on the airplane was scared by me being a muslim I laughed so hard my grenades almost fell out of my pocket."
"On a long road trip.. When deciding whether to stop at a rest area, I always say, ""Speak now or forever hold your pee""."
"Fox News has determined the cause of the recent plane crash. It was the left wing."
"Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism? I thought Libertarians believed in small government."
"I really gotta start saying ""congratulations"" I instead of ""are you keeping it?"""