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Joke of the Day

"What did Sting say to his proctologist? Don't stand so close to me."

"I'd rather be an outlaw than an in-law."

"What do you call a Dadaist fabric? Man Rayon"

"If these walls could talk, I bet it would sound like someone was trapped in the wall and we'd all freak out pretty bad."

"Knock Knock... Whos there? John. John who? *John begins to weep as he realizes his grandmothers Alzheimer's has progressed to a level where she no longer remembers his name.*"

"Did you hear about the psychic dwarf that escaped prison transport? The police spokesperson said they have a small medium at large."

"""I'm so sorry"" ""No, I'm really sorry"" ""No, I'm even sorrier than you"" ""No, I'm the sorriest ever!"" *mutual hug* -Canadian rap battle"

"What is Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1"

"What do you call 2 Nuns & a Cheerleader? 2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever"

"What do you call a Mexican firefighter? Jose"