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Joke of the Day

"How do you advertise a motor home? A trailer"

"I'd like to die in my sleep like my grandpa Comfortably, unlike the rest of the people in his car"

"I crave feet in the sand, a gentle ocean breeze, the sun on my face, and two entirely new presidential candidates."

"Whenever I see Americans make fun of Kim Jong-un, I think to myself Come on, you're bigger than that."

"Your luggage has wheels on it? You know, that guy Jesus didn't have WHEELS on that cross thingy he had to lug around. You people disgust me."

"I'm gonna be honest, I don't even know where girls pee from"

"Many people think a pirates favourite letter is R. It's actually the C"

"A committee has narrowed the search for a name for the newly hypothesised 9th planet. It's between Urpenis and Urvagina."

"I always order my burgers from Sonic He always gets them to me the fastest"

"I peeled off the sticker that said ""Don't consume alcohol while on medication."" I don't need that kind of negativity in my life."