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Joke of the Day

"Ever heard of the DNA? National Dyslexic Association."

"Joke What comes after 69?"

"Wow Monica Lewinski is 50 They grow up so fast. It seems like it was just yesterday, she was crawling around the Oval Office putting everything in her mouth."

"If someone came to my door & said ""We'll give you a dollar for every plastic bag shoved under your kitchen sink."" I'd be living large."

"How many Women Priest are there? Nun."

"The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza store... and says, ""Can you make me one with everything?"""

"Statistics say there's a gay guy in every group of friends. I think it's Tim.. he's got a great ass."

"ME: I'll sleep on it. MATTRESS SALESMAN: Ok. ME: So wrap it up. I'd like to sleep on it tonight. MATTRESS SALESMAN: Oh, you want the... ok."

"""Beat me."" said the masochist. ""No."" said the sadist."

"The New York Knicks"