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Joke of the Day
"How many gay guys can sit on a stool? Four, if you flip it upside down."
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"I lost my virginity when I was in high school, which was awesome... however I was home schooled."
"patiently explainin to a 5yr old that night lights only mean u will SEE the monster as it rips u apart.. that sometimes not knowin is better"
"I got fired from my job as a bingo caller... apparently ""A meal for two with a terrible view"" was a pathetic way to announce the number 69."
"Got a big audition coming up that requires me to tell a good school appropriate joke. I have plenty of jokes, none of them school appropriate. I thought I'd come here for help."
"When one door closes, another opens. Also, you can open the closed door. That's how doors work. How do you know so little about doors?"
"At first I didn't like beards, But then they grew on me"
"An introvert looks down at his own shoes. An extrovert looks at other people's shoes."
"When the side effect of a quit smoking aid is suicide, they really mean their guarantee that you'll stop smoking."
"TRUMP: Hillary won't stand up to America's enemies. I will. *Gets into fights with Miss Universe, Gold Star family, and a baby*"