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Joke of the Day
"How many gay guys can sit on a stool? Four, if you flip it upside down."
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"I accidentally left the ""Shake to Shuffle"" feature of my iPod turned on during my run and listened to 2,379 songs in 4 miles."
"what do you call a closet full of lesbians? a liquor closet"
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar-fifty, and deer nuts are under a buck."
"Where do sick boats go? The dock!"
"I saw my ex while taking a test today wonder if she cheated on that too..."
"What is Beethoven's favourite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NA BA-NA-NA-NA"
"A chickpea goes to a liberal arts college... What's its major? Falafelphy"
"What do you call a boring meme about some internet drama that you don't care about? Dramameme."
"Soon be Christmas... WHO SAYS doing Christmas shopping early avoids the crush? Last year, I did mine a full 12 months in advance, and the shops were just as busy as ever."