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Joke of the Day
"An introvert looks down at his own shoes. An extrovert looks at other people's shoes."
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"Me: I'm happy right now. Life: Lol one sec"
"Waiting to see who sits next to you on a plane feels like the opposite of winning the lottery."
"I found Zoloft delays my orgasm Ey, Jack, you late."
"Kinda hypocritical of me to complain about people who send mixed signals seeing as the mat in front of my door says ""welcome""..."
"(NSFW) What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? When you're eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you."
"What do a Catholic Priest and McDonald's have in common? Both like to stick their meat in 10 year old buns."
"ME: *eating shepherd's pie* this is really yummy SHEPHERD: hey, that's my pie"
"My complete lack of knowledge about Greek mythology has always been my achilles elbow. thanks, Mike!"