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Joke of the Day

"I got fired from my job as a bingo caller... apparently ""A meal for two with a terrible view"" was a pathetic way to announce the number 69."

"Hey, Reddit. Time for Michael Jackson / Liz Taylor jokes! Go! Please. I can't think of one and I can just sense that this topic is ripe."

"You're a busy woman. Let the smoke alarm tell you when the chicken's done."

"You don't hear about Rowan Atkinson much these days. It's probably because he's a has-*bean*."

"Bernie has a fucked up Campaign Slogan. As a Jew, why the fuck would his campaign slogan be ""Feel the Bern""? Love the guy, best canidate, a bit flawed and optimistic. Don't kill me bernie bros."

"How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other? ""Aloha Akbar!"""

"Charles Dickens' book on wine making, Grape Expectations."

"Two dyslexics run into a bank... and they shout ""Air in the hands mother stickers, this is a fuck up!"""

"I would never feed you to the wolves. You're too toxic and I like dogs."

"What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event? Cross country"