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Joke of the Day

"Hey guys, I just lost my virginity yesterday! What's the worst thing you've ever done to a dead body?"

"Science has proven that everyone thinks about David Hasselhoff at least once while they masturbate. Don't believe me? Just wait until later."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 eight 9. That's right; That's the punchline."

"What's the first thing I will desperately need to buy after winning the Lottery New pants"

"I've never met a group of people more worried about their ""privacy"" than the people on Facebook that share EVERYTHING about themselves."

"Why was the programer killed by a snake? He underestimated the speed of the python."

"The best thing about Twitter & Instagram is that every girl finally gets to be a princess, or a _princess, or even a prin_cess."

"If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattering Then halloween and thanksgiving would fall on the same day"

"If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours."

"A thug holds a gun to a dictionarys head and asks "" final words?"" the dictionary says ""zyzzyva."""