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Joke of the Day

"Hey guys, I just lost my virginity yesterday! What's the worst thing you've ever done to a dead body?"

"Doctor: You appear to have potassium poisoning. Mario: But I've avoided bananas my whole life!"

"What's Mark Zuckerberg's favorite sex move? The facial. He wrote the book on it."

"How many 9 year olds does it take to change a lightbulb? Over 20, as my basement is still dark."

"SHAME ON YOU LOT for showing newby tweeters bad behaviour this weekend *ring ring* ME: Hello FRIEND: Nat. Why is my son saying the F Word?"

"Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie? <in a Dutch accent> Not much Gouda"

"Don't you hate it when people mirror your joke and get all the credit? p ll pu o no o ldod u no ,uop"

"Can anyone tell me.... If I posted the joke about Alzheimers? I can't remember if I did."

"A parabola walked into a bar... It walked out again"

"One of the best moments in my life was hearing my wife day ""till death do us part."" I wish I would've known she was talking about her legs...."