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Joke of the Day
"What's the first thing I will desperately need to buy after winning the Lottery New pants"
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"If Steve Jobs can do that to the iPhone, think what he could do to Verne Troyer."
"Someone recently asked me, ""What blood type are you?"".. I said , ""The red runny type""."
"After hearing Kim and Kanye are having a kid via in vitro fertilization... Of course Kanye picked the option where he could have sex with himself and still have a kid."
"What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question? ..."
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, this one doesn't"
"A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender says, ""You're quite a celebrity around here. We've even got a drink named after you."" The grasshopper says, ""You've got a drink named Steve?"""
"I picked up a girl at a bar. She told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt... So I screwed her three times and hit her with a brick."
"why don't Italians have acne? (bad joke) Because it slides off."
"You know when your teacher is running ten minutes late and it feels like nobody is in charge? That's what Mexico feels like all the time."