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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 eight 9. That's right; That's the punchline."
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"Ebay is challenging to use . . . (x-post from F7U14) I searched for lighters, and I got 72,816 matches!"
"What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston? A tourist."
"[Bookstore] Me: *hands over Tangled coloring book* Cashier: How old is your daughter? Me: [sweating nervously] Of course it is"
"What did the engineer say to the flood? Dam!"
"I call the toilet at work Mrs. Star Trek, because I just Shatner."
"Said the porcupine, ""I just love prickled onions."""
"Why are Redditors naturally great at swordfighting? They practice riposting all the time."
"What is the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean."
"Two topics which should never be in the same sentence ""Zika"" ""Can I get a little head"""