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Joke of the Day

"Science has proven that everyone thinks about David Hasselhoff at least once while they masturbate. Don't believe me? Just wait until later."

"Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"

"Reddit is really a green community. considering all the recycled content on here."

"What does a tomato and a potato have in common? Both are red,except from the potato."

"Most people prefer quilts over duvets but you shouldn't make blanket statements."

"A Texas sheriff found a black man who was shot 12 times. He said it was the worst case of suicide he'd ever seen."

"The Spanish national soccer team visited an orphanage in Brazil today ""It was hard to see their sad and hopeless faces"", said one of the orphans"

"Do you know why a gun is better than a wife? You can put a silencer on a gun."

"Racial issues in America are very complex They're not just black and white"

"Can humans justify anything? Obviously not, just look at Adam Sandler's career."