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Joke of the Day
"I've just been sentenced to 6 months in prism It'll give me a chance to reflect"
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"[CIA] -We need you to kill the leader of Russia. ""I'll be Putin a bullet in his head. Carl Marx my words!"" -Alright! Who invited PunMan?!"
"What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend? Auschwitz"
"My dance partner dumped me for my best friend. Why? Was he a better dancer? Don't know I never met him."
"Why are there so many avenues in Belgium? Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow."
"My wife and i got along so much better... When we were just brother and sister"
"Johnny Depp is to Tim Burton what Tyler Perry is to Tyler Perry."
"Which of the following words does not belong: meat, eggs, wife, blowjob? Blowjob. You can beat your meat, eggs, and wife; but you can't beat a blowjob."
"I used to live on the 13th floor but have just moved up to the 14th floor But that's another storey."
"My 'Mom Voice' was so loud even the neighbors washed their hands and cleaned their rooms."