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Joke of the Day

"According to the 19 citations I got for trespassing and peeping, ""neighborhood watch"" isn't what I thought it was"

"Nate: ""Hey what's the weather like out there?"" Kate: ""I don't know. I'll tell you when it clears."""

"political joke Republicans are Red Democrats are Blue and neither one gives a fuck about you"

"I can tell my 5yo will make a great politician someday by the way he uses other kids as human shields in dodgeball."

"Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one."

"My friend made this joke after there was an accident at his gym where him and his friends to parkour. My friend broke toes while doing a wall flip. I guess he got off on the wrong foot."

"What did Kim say when she found an armpit hair in her margarine container? ... I can't believe it's not butt-hair"

"What does the Redditor do every morning? Hit the snoos button."

"I swear to god, people these days have no morals whatsoever I was at church today and some scumbag lit a cigarette with an alter candle, I was so shocked I almost dropped my beer"

"I'm sorry and I apologize are the same thing... Unless it's at a funeral."