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Joke of the Day

"Nate: ""Hey what's the weather like out there?"" Kate: ""I don't know. I'll tell you when it clears."""

"What's big, green, fuzzy, has four legs, and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table."

"What did the baker name her dog? Pido."

"After reading your recent updates, I'm surprised that Facebook hasn't yet asked you, ""Whatever's on your mind, could you keep it to yourself?"""

"If Satan ever lost his hair... There would be hell toupee."

"Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a ""waist""? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there"

"The space race shows that there's no limit to what human ingenuity can achieve When they really want to prove they're better than some other bastard."

"When is a door not a door? When its ajar."

"Did you guys hear about the new business shopping center in Pepto County? They're calling it the Pepto Biz Mall"

"There should be a prenatal test to find out if you're gonna have one of those kids with tiny teeth and giant gums."