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Joke of the Day

"What does the Redditor do every morning? Hit the snoos button."

"My friend Stephen misheard me when I invited him to this CrossFit gym. He's going to have a hell of a time running in stilettos."

"I think it's funny how I can sleep right through my blaring alarm clock but I'll wake up to the slightest phantom vibrations from my phone."

"Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack!"

"How did Simba make the Pride Lands great again? He put up a wall"

"Another knock knock joke I can tell knock knock jokes to my dog because when I say ""Knock, knock."" He starts barking and runs to the door... Stupid dog ! There's never anyone !!!"

"Difference Between Good Girls And Bad Girls Good Girls Open Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere, But Bad Girls Open All Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot."

"yes 911 i need to report a kidnapping. lol yeah there's a baby goat asleep in my lap. no dont send cops you'll wake him up"

"Three is fore for four. And aft to two too."

"What does an alcoholic ghost drink? Spirits."