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Joke of the Day

"What did Kim say when she found an armpit hair in her margarine container? ... I can't believe it's not butt-hair"

"How do you excite an idiot? I'll tell you later."

"When I see people jogging outside I like to drive slowly down the road behind them blasting ""Eye of the Tiger"" just to give them motivation."

"what do exorcists and alcoholics have in common? They both treat their demons with spirits!"

"Why did the chicken crossed the road? To piss off drivers"

"Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear."

"What is the most popular bank in Wales? Welsh Fargo... ...gramps made me do it."

"What do you call the inhabitants of London? Arabs"

"My coworker was like ""I love kids! Can't finish a whole one by myself though hahaha!"" And I was just like wow I could easily eat like 5."

"Light a fire for a man and he'll be warm for the evening. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."