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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python? A jellybean."

"A guy walks into a bar. ouch!"

"I'm just like every other man... I do my taxes one leg at a time!"

"Ever heard of the blind hooker? You really gotta hand it to 'er."

"They are finally letting women go to the ISS About damn time. Some one has to make the men sandwiches up there."

"Did you hear about the little boy who was named after his father ? They called him Dad !"

"Why can't a blonde dial 911 ? She can't find the eleven."

"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes... That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away AND have his shoes!"

"Glue Sticks... I was walking through an arts and crafts shop when I saw a sign saying, ""Glue Sticks.""I thought, ""No shit."""

"What do you call a cat with 3 legs? A handicat"