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Joke of the Day
"political joke Republicans are Red Democrats are Blue and neither one gives a fuck about you"
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"The White House bar and restaurant, upon Trump's arrival, will reduce their beverage selections to just two choices: You can get a White Russian or an Orange Julius."
"How do you make your girlfriend cry while having sex? Phone her"
"I wish I could play little league again. I'd be so much better now."
"Proud to announce that I'm still the undefeated champion at racing with drivers who don't know we're racing."
"Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn't."
"I remember the last thing my granpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. he said, ""hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"How has sound technology come so far & yet the McDonalds drive-thru still sounds like someone is farting into a walkie-talkie."
"Why do blonde girls have bruises on their belly buttons? Because blonde guys are stupid too!"
"If they had a 4chan game... It'd always be in beta."