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Joke of the Day

"My friend made this joke after there was an accident at his gym where him and his friends to parkour. My friend broke toes while doing a wall flip. I guess he got off on the wrong foot."

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"If a woman falls in the kitchen and I pretend not to hear it, does she still hear the sound of me tweeting about it?"
"Knock knock... The pilot, let me in!!!!"
"""Dear Gillette, 5 blades on the Fusion is enough, chill out."" -Seal"
"I like that Linkin Park song where the guy suddenly screams."
"which power ranger is racist? the WHITE POWER ranger"
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"I miss my friend Jack... I loved to listen to music with him."