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Joke of the Day
"What do blind people drive? A cataract."
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"Why repent? I pented just last week."
"Why do blacks smell? So blind people can hate them too."
"What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust? Spit, swallow, gargle."
"Just one more week until I can finally eat candy out of my socks again.... without looking weird."
"Happy (Belated) Birthday To Everyone"
"Isaac Newton's theory. Isaac Newton was outside trying to explains the forces of the world and then it hit him."
"A photon walks into a hotel The bell boy walks up and asks, ""Do you have any luggage?"". ""No,"" says the photon, ""I'm traveling light."""
"The White Stripes Knock, knock! Who's there? Meg White's most complex drumbeat. --- ^(Stolen from 4chan's /mu/ board: http://redd.it/2cl0cw)"
"What's the capital of Greece? About 10."