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Joke of the Day

"Why do blacks smell? So blind people can hate them too."

"My boss just told me that I'm doing the work of three men... Moe, Larry and Curly"

"I was playing with my new toaster in the bathtub today when I read the warning label and it said not to. I was shocked."

"If you are what you eat I'm a small family of ladybugs :)"

"What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black? [OC] A parka, son."

"Did you hear about the guy who went to Halloween with a potato in his pants? He went as a dictator."

"A man walks into a zoo... The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."

"YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y"

"What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes? An account-ant."

"Did you hear about the actress who died? SO: ""Did you hear about that actress who died? Reese...Reese..? Me: ""Witherspoon?"" SO: ""No. With a knife."" Me: ""..."" Legitimate laughter ensued."